muttoneer

A rebel against the groupthink, someone who rebels against the conformist values of society and thinks for themselves. The antithesis of sheeple.

-He certainly was a little *different*.
-But it's cool, he's a real muttoneer.

by Markoff Chaney May 3, 2005

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

by Vailima October 14, 2016

mutton and rice

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!

by HarryChadwick789 March 5, 2017

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

mutton chops

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

mutton dummies

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950

hes wearing his mutton dummies

by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

Button the Mutton

To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.

"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"

"Do you want to button my mutton?"

"Just button the mutton, alright?"

by pxm May 6, 2009