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Mutant Mile 

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.
'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'
Mutant Mile by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012

mutant love 

When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.
Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!

Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"

Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"
mutant love by RandomSociopath101 January 10, 2016

mutant beach 

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.
You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!

mutant chick

A:Yo you see that mutant chick?
B:yeah that kind of chick should be thrown out.
mutant chick by legit dictionary January 12, 2016

Mutant Hair 

A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.
Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"

*a few minutes later*

Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"
Mutant Hair by YeahM8 November 24, 2009

Mutant Bastard Period Babies 

When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"

"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"