mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006

Mustaching

The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.

Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!

Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!

by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011

Mustachio

A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!

by cannabliss420 July 15, 2010

mustachio

Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.

That old man is a mustachio.

by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

by TyMy March 31, 2011

blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011