mascularf

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010

Muskular

Having or relating to the quality of being musky, exuding a personally distinct scent. Usually implies either a muscular quality including "dad bods" and "bears," or that the level of musk was achieved through exertion of effort and strength.

The bear next door has been doing yard work all day, I think I'll bring him an iced tea and see how muskular he's gotten.

by Matcha Shepsky March 14, 2021

Mascular

A form of size that involves not only being overly masculine but showing an increased muscle size with an overlying layer of pudgy adipose tissue.

When I was a kid I was mascular, the girls loved it!

by Stevil4321 November 15, 2012

orage musculaire

A french word used very commonly by the canadians to say that something is really attractive

Ce fromage il etait tellement orage musculaire
english:This cheese was really attractive

by poufdsvh June 17, 2008

mascularity

an over-the-top macho attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously, poking fun at manly pursuits in a humorous way

The word is a multiple portmanteau combining masculinity, muscularity and hilarity, coined in the Isaiah Mustafa viral ad campaign for Old Spice, July 12-15 2010.

"Unfortunately most people aren't pain-deflective pillars of strength and wisdom and mascularity."

Like the Man Show, most Super Bowl commercials are exercises in mascularity.

by filidhe July 15, 2010

musculature

If you are really old and are trying to sound real smart, you might use this word in place of muscle.

He is equipped with a lot of musculature

by box April 9, 2005

mascular

a gay male; not a gay female, a gay male

that guy is mascular

by yuhi March 4, 2011