Murphy

A hairy beast who enjoys stealing cheese and being grumpy

Dude, he just stole my cheese.

What a total Murphy

by Kimbodia0 December 03, 2011

The murphy

A blue skined zombie controlling mother fucker from the show Z-nation.

Dont get bit by the Murphy or he will control you!

by PiePizzaPringles July 13, 2018

murphy

When a streetworker collects the lettuce in advance, excuses herself to go to the bathroom, then climbs out the window or otherwise makes a quiet exit leaving the john with a hard-on and out the moola.

I paid that whore two benjamins for a BJ, then she pulled a murphy on me.

by A. P. Damien March 20, 2019

murphis

a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks.

That was one murphis person there buddy!

by someone September 14, 2003

Murphy

A last name givin to someone who likes kids “sexually

Meazar: Murphy really likes those kids kids
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late

by Meazar November 02, 2018

Murphy

A very sexy light skin, usually takes dudes ankles at the park when they try to guard him.

Look at him, he's so dreamy. He's such a Murphy.

by MurphTheGOAT March 13, 2017

Murphy

To suck your fart back into your body. A reverse fart.

I burped really loud, so I Murphy'd to make up the space.

by Joweeda October 09, 2015