muffys

The fluffy, foam-like covers on headphones.
(Also spelled as "muffies")

"Aw, my muffy tore."
"These muffys makes my ears itch."

by Cassie Thompson September 1, 2008

Muffy Muncher

It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..

When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".

by Muff bomb July 11, 2010

Muffy

A unit of measurement; one muffy is 10 pounds.

A 10 pound orange cat residing in Harlem, NY.

The dog weighs 3 muffy.

by Pumpkin619 June 1, 2018

Muffy

A slang term for your car's muffler

I think the muffy's blown on my CRENTLEY 300

by Bucklet 911 May 27, 2019

Muffy fuck

When You Jizz When A Girl Jizzes And You Take A Santa's Trumpet On Her Brother. (And Call It a Pugdog.)

I Gave Your mother a muffy fuck last night. (Almost Same As Screaming Dolphin.)

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Muffy

When it's overly warm/hot either indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hot before you went in. Sometimes like actually being trapped inside a giant muff

Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well muffy in here - can't you open a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"

by McBevan April 14, 2009

Muffy

"muffy" (or muffin top familiaris) as named by Sir Paul James on his recent trip to the anglo americas - A "muffy" is a woman of anglo persuasion who is clearly rotund and known for her "muffin top" accenting her already curvaceous body shape.
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).

Hey, Tom I noticed your taste for Rubenesque women wearing J-brand jeans 2 sizes too small. I located a genuine Muffy (top and all) over at Norwood. I'm sure you will be busy sinking your teeth into that for days.

by masherdashersplasher02 November 5, 2010