by solid snake bit me April 4, 2010
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by B-DIDDY69 December 20, 2006
Get the murdered out mug.The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
Get the "and then my cousin got murdered..." mug.by KtC August 12, 2003
Get the Math Murderer mug.When you are optimistic about your killings.
You know you've done the wrong thing but you see a positive side to it.
You know you've done the wrong thing but you see a positive side to it.
"He is very murderistic about this,"
"True."
"True."
by Reeces Babe June 8, 2016
Get the murderistic mug.That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.
I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
by Lacey4962 November 5, 2011
Get the Plant Murderer mug."Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."
Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009
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