A WORTHLESS PERSON THAT RUNS THERE MOUTH AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING, ONE WHO CAN SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND SAYS THEY WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK BUT IN REALITY ONLY WORKS 23 HOURS A WEEK, SOMEONE THAT HAS THERE HEAD SO FAR UP THERE ASS THEY CANT SEE LIGHT,
SOMEONE THAT LEAVES THERE FRIENDS HANGING
DIRTY, WORTHLESS, BROKE ASS, LOW LIFE, NO COMMON SENSE
SOMEONE THAT LEAVES THERE FRIENDS HANGING
DIRTY, WORTHLESS, BROKE ASS, LOW LIFE, NO COMMON SENSE
PERSON 1- I TRIED TO SEE WHAT MIKE WAS DOING TODAY BUT HE'S BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 2- YA MIKE HAS NO COMMON SENSE HE IS A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HE DROPPED OFF HIS SHIT FOR ME TO WORK ON THIS WEEK, ITS ALL DONE NOW AND STILL CANT GET AHOLD OF HIM TO COME AND PAY ME
PERSON 2- I WONDER WHY HE IS BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT TONIGHT
PERSON 2- NAH I THINK IM GONNA SIT AT HOME AND BE A MUNGIE ASS TODAY
PERSON 2- YA MIKE HAS NO COMMON SENSE HE IS A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HE DROPPED OFF HIS SHIT FOR ME TO WORK ON THIS WEEK, ITS ALL DONE NOW AND STILL CANT GET AHOLD OF HIM TO COME AND PAY ME
PERSON 2- I WONDER WHY HE IS BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT TONIGHT
PERSON 2- NAH I THINK IM GONNA SIT AT HOME AND BE A MUNGIE ASS TODAY
by MUNGIE February 19, 2012
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by David the Unwise November 10, 2008
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by Finesir January 27, 2015
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by Richard January 7, 2004
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Before performing a Munge, a guy copulates with the corpse to ejaculating inside the dead woman's vagina. A munge will now allow the lucky man to consume his own seed along with the decomposing fluids excreted by the dead woman.
Before performing a Munge, a guy copulates with the corpse to ejaculating inside the dead woman's vagina. A munge will now allow the lucky man to consume his own seed along with the decomposing fluids excreted by the dead woman.
That dead chick was so smokin hot that I couldn't settle for a simple Munge. She was good enough for a Double Stuff Mungio!
by Hottest Karl November 8, 2009
Get the Double Stuff Mungio mug.HARRY: (makes a face) “Ew, no. They have munginas.”
LOUIS: “What?”
HARRY: “Munginas. Like girl parts with layers. Like flowers, flesh flowers with a hole in there where they pee and babies come out.”
LOUIS: (amused) “I hope you know those are called ‘vaginas’.”
HARRY: (shock) “Wait, really?”
LOUIS: (laughing) “Are you serious right now?!”
HARRY: “I always thought—wait, are you fucking with me? It’s va-gina?”
LOUIS: (dying of laughter) “Are you—Oh my god—You idiot—Oh my god! Mungina?! Mun—I can’t live with this knowledge—I need to die. Kill me—I can’t live knowing a twenty-two year old man thought female genitals are called munginas.”
LOUIS: “What?”
HARRY: “Munginas. Like girl parts with layers. Like flowers, flesh flowers with a hole in there where they pee and babies come out.”
LOUIS: (amused) “I hope you know those are called ‘vaginas’.”
HARRY: (shock) “Wait, really?”
LOUIS: (laughing) “Are you serious right now?!”
HARRY: “I always thought—wait, are you fucking with me? It’s va-gina?”
LOUIS: (dying of laughter) “Are you—Oh my god—You idiot—Oh my god! Mungina?! Mun—I can’t live with this knowledge—I need to die. Kill me—I can’t live knowing a twenty-two year old man thought female genitals are called munginas.”
by pseudonymforLARRY:) June 16, 2021
Get the mungina mug.This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
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