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Munchausen iProxy

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.
I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.
by meanjavabean October 13, 2019
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Munchausens

Munchausens is a rare, possibly ficticious, disorder that is perfect to use in a situation where one has to get in or out of a social obligation, family event, or work or school obligation. It is rare enough, that when you mention it, people raise their eyebrows in awe, not wanting to question this serious condition. Works best to say your 'friend' has Munchausens, because if someone actually does Google it, you won't want them to think you really have it. The perfect 'out.'
Chauncy: "Hey Karen, do you want to go with me to Opera in the Park tonight?"
Karen: "Oh, wow, thanks, sounds great... unfortunately my friend Jill... her Munchausens ....it's bad."
Chauncy: "Sounds awful..."
Karen: "yep... Munchausens... " Then look down, wipe a tear. Change subject.
by Funny Moms September 11, 2016
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punchable nun

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant
I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.
by grobins September 13, 2003
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Munchaloompa

Love child of a Munchkin (Wizard of Oz) and an Oompaloompa (Willy Wonka).
If Willy Wonka ever took an Oompaloompa in his glass elevator and ended up in Oz, the outcome of Munchkin and Oompaloompa love would be a Munchaloompa!
by NdeSkies September 8, 2010
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Dunchable

that chick was so dunchable!
that movie was really dunchable!
OMG! he is dunchable, i'd do him!
by Turbo Tiger April 12, 2009
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Punchable

Having or pertaining to the act of being overly receptive to punches.
Ex. It would be nice if I get to wake up on my own for once and not to the sounds of my sister being extremely punchable.
by Toatsmagots October 28, 2009
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Munchausen's syndrome

Disorder in which an individual pretends to have certain symptoms in order to be admitted into a hospital or undergo various medical tests.
Eminem's CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET: "Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome."
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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