Merfle Munchies!

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".

baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle

by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

Durry Muncher

DURRY MUCHER – Someone who smokes a lot of cigarettes (durries)

Matt is such a durry muncher all I ever see him doing is munching on durries.

By Abbey

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

by Fishbait June 18, 2020

Cow Muncher

A name used to call someone fat and dumb without insulting them.

You are such a Cow Muncher...

by JayBeeDoubleu March 4, 2010

Sex Munchies

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !

Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."

by Ntee September 7, 2013

Cheek busting cake muncher

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too

Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018