Munch

A group of three or more lesbians. A "munch" is to lesbians as a herd is to cattle, a gaggle is to geese, or a school is to fish for example.

I had the brainstorm of getting my elderly grandfather a new flannel shirt for Christmas and as I burst through the flannel shirt store door it was standing room only because a "munch" of lesbians were also doing their Christmas shopping.

by Wheredidja Gotohighschool July 11, 2008

Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.

Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!

by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011

Munch

A dude who front for his friends but act different behind closed doors

“that munch ass nigga know what really go on “

by imadethis September 05, 2022

Munch

That one kid who always breaks his diet.

Me: Ayy bro, Munch ate an entire pizza.
Friend: That Munch always breaks his diet.
Munch: $+#&=(*&(5$*$#4*$#&!!!!!!!

by Navi22 October 25, 2019

Munch

An Eater !

That ni**a eat it and don’t get shit

That nigga a munch nigga a eater he ate it for lunch .

by twofoeeesiyah September 05, 2022

Munch

A munch is a guy who is only used to eat pussy without getting anything in return

Gina: hey Lisa you ever going to let Michael hit

Lisa: girl hell nah he is a munch

by Melo2967 June 06, 2023

Munch

An individual who eats “it” for lunch.

A phrase popularized by isis “ice spice”Gaston

You thought I was feeling you? That man is a munch.

Peyton (manning) is such a munch

by CertifiedMunch May 07, 2023