Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”
by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai
I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.
by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023

by Jballin12 September 15, 2013

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018

Watching some brown guy ride back and forth in front of my house while on the phone with a friend:
Dave: what's going on?
Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac
Dave: what's going on?
Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac
by anonymous May 29, 2024

When multiple men take turns ejaculating inside a female’s vagina until the person that can no longer ejaculate within 10 seconds must suck the cum out of the vagina and spit a trail of the semen on her body.
by Seloc Mot January 28, 2024

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian
by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024
