Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night

Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.

by Cmckee23 April 26, 2024

Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy

"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"

by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024

Mulch

A gay dude who likes furry vore and needs to sybau omg sybau mulch like forreal

He has a foot folder

Girl: sybau mulch
mulch: erm… oughhhh I’m so full…

by MELYSSAR April 26, 2025

mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

Mulch Style

The act of lying face down randomly in a public place with no intentions at all. Your arms are at your side and your feet are together.

Conor: Dude, lets go mulch style at the mall!

by Mike Ros December 9, 2008

Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.

"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"

by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016

Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.

Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!

by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011