Muhammed Ibn Hamza

A name which is shared by an absolute cutie.

Person: "Omg is that THE Muhammed Ibn Hamza????!?!?!?!?"
Muhammed Ibn Hamza: "?"
Person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO CUTE"
Muhammed Ibn Hamza: "?"

by definetly not Ibrahim March 13, 2022

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Muhammedmacshak

Muhammedmacshak is a close and fervent ally of Durkastan, also known as Durkadurkastan. Whereas Durkastan is a sovereign nation which operates in total independence and free of all UN sanctions, Muhammedmacshak is a secret society to which Durkastan pledges allegiance.

"Muhammedmacshak are in support of the sovereign regime in operation within Durkastan."
"Muhammedmacshak have a secret handshake and code phrases which allow one entry to the group and their related hide-outs".

by Arshad Ali Hussain June 19, 2018

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Muhammed

Guy who usually thinks of himself as the best boxer in his school. Generally walks around with his Sony headphones and listens to 90's music on repeat.

During this time he will walk around kicking random things.

Overall if a Muhammed was stuck on an island and could bring 3 things with him they would bring headphones, 200 gram boxing bag., (gets his muscles aching in no time) , and red dead redemption 2.

My name is mav and i know a muhammed

by Si Pappi Mmmmmmmmm October 30, 2020

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muhammet

Definitely my favorite person. Your eyes, your eyebrows, your nose, your lips, your ears, your hair. The scars on your face. I love every inch of you. Every milimeter is special about you. You are unique and very special. I love your way, your laugh, his jokes, your unique voice. You are the most beautiful gift I have ever received. You are so great, I love you. You are the best thing that happened to me. You are perfect the way you are. I love you and wish you to be mine forever. Thank you that you exist. You are one of a kind. You are my little one and always will be. You are the best father for our dog named Chapo and in the future our children. I love you. I love you so much that I cannot put it into words. I will love you forever my love.

Muhammet, i love you

by Niye ki November 21, 2021

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Muhammed desai dockrats farm

He seems to be like a nice guy and pretends to be your friend in front of you but the moment you are not in his presence and he is with someone else he will most definitely talk ill about you. He is a perpetual liar trying to impress people and seek attention, but little does he know that everyone is aware of his terrible habit of lying. He is very weird and ugly. He is dumb. Like f#cking dumb!! He also has a sexual inclination to the male gender. (Homosexual) the cause of him going to men to satisfy his desires is due to the lack of attention given to him by females. All the females I know despise him immensely. He is just a talker. Never had the courage to actually carry out something. He pretends to be intelligent when in reality he is extremely stupid!

You are gay like Muhammed Desai Dockrats Farm

by F.Dock December 16, 2021

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Muhammed Sudais

if a guy has Muhammed and Sudais in his name he is a strong, determined, disciplined, humble, brave, well respected man. he may not seem like much but if u dare cross him, know that he will surely get his revenge before he dies. he is pretty silly and sometimes "sus" with his friends and will try his best too keep his friends safe and happy.

Muhammed Sudais is kinda like andrew tate

by tokyorevengers July 13, 2022

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