Salty Ear Muffs

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.

That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!

by HappySap October 16, 2008

beer muffs

n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.

"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"

"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

ear muffs

A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.

ear muffs - not applicable

by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010

Chocolate Ear Muffs

When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.

last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.

by Lopezius October 9, 2009

beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008

Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.

I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.

by Spudnut October 6, 2012

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013