muffingate 

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.

(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"

muffingate by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006

scissor muffing 

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.

I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.

scissor muffing by Jason M. Mills June 12, 2008

muffingasm 

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.

While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.

muffingasm by Muffintop January 23, 2008

Mufflinger 

A catapult-type thing that you can use to fling muffins everywhere! Basically a muffin flinger! :)

Hey, I brought my mufflinger, now let’s fling some muffins!

Mufflinger by Frost byte :) July 10, 2019

Soggy Muffing 

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

Soggy Muffing by phillipejosecarlosludacrispabl April 25, 2010

Muffingasm 

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

Muffingasm by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011

anal muffing 

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

anal muffing by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013