nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.

It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.

by Teflon72 December 31, 2013

muffle puff

A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.

Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)

by PuffMaMuff November 12, 2015

Muffle Duck

A Scapegoat for a female vaginal fart.

Guy: Nom nom nom

Girl: (fart noise)

Guy: That wasn't what I think it was, was it?

Girl: Dang ducks!

Muffle Duck

by Kerfunk February 17, 2010

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

savagely muffled

Being savagely muffled indicates you are a male who has recieved some very hot and/or rough sex.

Female who is in the know: You look tired. Why are you so tired? *giggles*

Male: *long pause* ..."Because I was savagely muffled last night."

by mystical777girl November 21, 2010