Muffintop Bitch

A butchy, chunky lesbian.

She is a muffintop bitch

by manolantern May 12, 2010

branded muffintop

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.

Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.

by Dubby911 March 29, 2009

Buffington

Buffington (buh-fing-tunn) — adj.
1. The need to let everyone know how large you are despite it being truthful or not.

2. Something extremely massive in size almost to mythical proportions. Buffingtonesque.

Example: The midget's tale about how he dunked the basketball was extremely buffington.

Example: The Kracken dwarfed the island with it's Buffingtonesque girth.

by Scholarly Review Board May 27, 2012

Huffington ho

an individual (male of female) who unquestioningly accepts all of his/her beliefs about politics and social justice from major left-leaning media outlets like Huffington Post, Jezebel, NPR, Vocativ, etc.

"It's not my fault those Huffington hoes don't know the difference between consensual sex work and sex trafficking."

by Tartful Dodger July 2, 2016

guffington

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".

chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.

by guffington February 1, 2009

Muffintop

The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.

You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!

by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004

tennessee muffintop

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.

Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.

by notjayden69 December 9, 2013