pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016

Muffer-cut

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.

We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.

by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020