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Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.
by F Meister July 28, 2008
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maestro

The Swiss maestro possesses an exquisite game, and he can hit winners from all parts of the court to all parts of the court on the opposite side of the net.
by bcee December 24, 2008
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maestro

The greatest freestyler in modern day hip hop. See also bone
Maestro laced some mother fuckin tight ryhmes today nigga.
by Scott September 9, 2003
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maestrobation

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.

Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."

"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
by scodder June 21, 2010
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Urban Maestro

The Name of An Urban Music Group That Consists Of Three Unique Talented MCs Who Specialize In Different Genres Of Music. i.e. Grime, Hip Hop, Rap etc.

This Group Has Stage Preformances In any Places, Won Awards In Competitions and Has Also Made a Guest Apperance On The Famous Tim Westwood's BBC Radio 1xtra Show. They Also Have a Tune Called "We're The Ones" Which Is Aimed To Soon Be in the Top 10 of the UK Charts.
Guy 1: Have You Heard The Urban Maestro's 'We're The Ones'?

Guy 2: Nope, But They Have a Track Called 'Dubstep Ting' Which is Pretty Awesome!

Guy 1: EH!!, Where Can I Hear It?

Guy 2: Type 'Urban Maestro' In Google, They're All Over The Place, Check It Out!
by Dat_Serious_Kid October 24, 2009
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Mustrophy

A serious and clinical failure of the muscles. Also a lethal disease that ravages cows, birds, and various specimens of penguins. There is no cute except for the milk of the hoopa tree.
"Did you hear about that kid with Mustrophy?"
"Oh yeah..he's a goner."
by KelsoBlaze November 28, 2016
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Twat maestro

A guy who a twat and a masero at being it
by Sex vibe July 25, 2018
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