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Mpesu

A powder-like substance believed to assist with men's sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation, low sex drive.

Basically, men's clinic in a packet
"Bro, if you wanna lay proper pipe and leave a mark take mpesu before y'all smash"
by @_Neo_Molapo2 December 9, 2019
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Mpesu

A powder-like substance believed to assist with men's sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation and low sex drive

Also known as men's clinic in a packet
"Bro if you want to lay serious pipe and leave a mark go get yourself mpesu and stop sleeping on it"
by @_Neo_Molapo2 December 9, 2019
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I lifted 260lbs, mpesa
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Mpete

Southern Nigerian slang for the drug methamphetamine.

Mpete is shortened derivative of Pete-Pete, in Nigerian pidgin, which implies sogginess.

The association come from the molten state of the crystallized methamphetamine drug when heated for use by vaping.
We smoke mpete till day break.

Pass me the mpete.
by ThaKynMan May 12, 2025
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