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If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!
Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat
by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021
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Morton Salt

A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.

Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.

To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY
by KoriNem October 18, 2009
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moutbong

Short for "Mouth Bong". To use one's mouth as a water filtration system for smoking. This is done by holding water in your mouth, and then smoking while holding your head at a low angle, so as to let the water in your mouth filter the smoke, like a bong, and finally spitting the water out before exhaling.
Me and Bliz picked up some shwag, we gonna' back alley moutbong dis shit.
by gmnugget September 7, 2008
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morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.
When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.
by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010
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Moustonobrowtee

A moustache, monobrow and a goatee all on one person.
"Hey check out Bobby! He has a Moustonobrowtee!"
by Moustonobrowteam August 28, 2014
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Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.
1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!
by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016
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new moston athletic

The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.
A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.
by archiveman November 16, 2013
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