mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

Mountie

A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.

Dam that Mandy bitch is such a mountie Dude!

by the original Ducky November 9, 2006

canadian mounty

Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole

I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.

by ala a nigga January 3, 2009

canadian mounty

Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet

a canadian mounty, nuf said.

by Afanofourbadassmounties February 17, 2009

mall mounty

A security guard that works within a mall. They are necessary because of all the mall people. A Mall Mounty usually walks around the mall patrolling all the crevices and giving mall people a hard time. A mall mounty is a mall people's worse enemy.

check out the mall mounty scolding the group of mall people.

by Lance M. Snyder December 3, 2006

county mounty

Slang for a person who is on welfare (the County").

I have to work so hard because my sister is a county mounty. She's only had a job for maybe 3 months of her whole life.

by Dwayne September 24, 2004

County Mounty

A highway patrol officer.
(see also; Koopa Troopa)

"You have your Newark Police, and then you have your County Mounties and your Koopa Troopas."

by Light Joker May 29, 2004