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Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
by James October 31, 2003
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by Trent April 16, 2003
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Mother-In-Lawthra

An expression used by the groom-to-be's side of the family during a wedding planning to describe the bride's control-freak of a mother. If the bride is "Bridezilla," then her mother is "Mother-In-Lawthra" (a reference to Godzilla and Mothra of the old Japanese monster movies).
Hey, dude, you're lucky your fianceé isn't turning into a bridezilla.

True, but her mother's already a Mother-In-Lawthra.
by MILatino April 22, 2011
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mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
by Muu August 30, 2004
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the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
by SexyTexan January 6, 2012
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the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.
If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.
by Splish Splash October 2, 2003
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The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:then ur grandpap a trap

2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
by milkchocolate10291 March 14, 2018
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