There is a moth in my room... It's
tiny so I can't
keep my eye on it long enough to
kill it... Where is that piece of shit?
Hym "You know, I would have rather seen how well it would have done as a stand-alone movie..."
Iam 🙄 🤔😒 "................"
Hym "What are you looking at?"
Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have,
like, a sheet of
paper or a
book or something to kill it with?"
Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑 "Why would you say that?"
Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a
spider living in his ear? The
doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."
Iam 😑
Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a
spider...." 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel
better." 🤷
Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. 💡💡💡 Where the hell is it? 🙄😒🤔🙄🤔😒 We have to find it before we go to bed."
Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" 😂😂😂
Iam 😖 "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."
Iam 😑 "I hate you..."