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Moses Magoo

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.
A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.
by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012
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Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.
“Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”
by urmumsagaydonkey January 2, 2020
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mossback

A slang term used to refer to those, often from the Pacific Northwest, who prefer drizzly, overcast weather to sunshine. The term alludes to these people preferring to spend so much time out of the sun that moss grows on their backs.
"What do you mean you don't want to hang at the beach?! It's gloriously sunny in Seattle!"
"I don't know, man. I'm kind of a mossback. I miss the rain. I can just hang inside with a sweater and a good book."
by R. Pompeo March 17, 2016
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spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.
Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.
by Chrylix September 5, 2018
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mossbourne community academy

Mossbourne is a ghetto ass school 🏫 who has messed up teachers with the wettest year 7 fake road mans
U man know miss warren from mossbourne community academy yeah that gal wears the same thing everyday
by 💥💥 April 16, 2019
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mossin

Dwyane: Wus up?
Shane: Just mossin with frends
by asdfghjkl July 25, 2006
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