Mosin-Nagant

8.8 pounds of fuck your shit, the Mosin-Nagant was designed in 1891 by Captain Sergei Mosin and Leon Nagant. This bad ass mother fucker has a grand total of 25 parts, and only 12 are actually required for it to function. With a butt plate made of pure skull crushing steel and a bayonet as long as your arm, this son of a dog fucking bitch was made to kill from end to end, and did I forget to mention that this fuckers bayonet makes Shaquille O'Neals dick look like a mother fucking tic tac. This bad fuck has been used by everyone from the Viet Cong to the mother fucking United god damn States of ass murdering America. This rifle was made for ass fucking, and now, over 100 years after they were first produced you can still find them on battlefields everywhere, still fucking asses. "Why are these ancient as fuck rifles still fucking asses" you may be wondering, well wonder no more ass bag, because I'll tell your bitch ass, it's because this fucker runs about $130, that's fucking right cock monger, this bastard costs less than a tank of gas in the big ass mother fucking truck any owner of this fucker must own. Best of all the ammo for this costs less than that hooker you're about to call, because you're a mother fucking Soviet now, and Soviets fuck hookers and drink vodka, so buy some fucking vodka you little bitch!

Jim: "Hey I need a gun that will fuck shit up no matter where I am, no matter what condition I'm in, but I've only got $300"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"

by 130 pounds of fuck you October 18, 2014

Mistina

Mistina is a beautiful girl who is always funny. She is awesome at sports and always sticks up for herself, but she is sweet too and loves music more than anything. She is fun to hang out with and everybody wants to be her friend.

Mistina kicked butt at softball last night and did you hear her new song?

by Elizabella February 4, 2010

motingator

a crazy amount; the most of something.

check out donald trump's motingator ego.

by squawkvfr September 7, 2005

moistinestness

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022

mustin min munchins

a group of gay neurodivergent ppl on tuatwt who were previously shreks in a swamp before eating oranges from mustin min’s orange tree.

steve blackman: i hate mustin min munchins

aidan gallagher: they saved me from the deep fryer

by mustin min March 18, 2023

Mosin-Nagant

Standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Soviet military during WWII. 7.62x54mm RM. Comes in various forms, including long and short. Overall, a legendary piece of WWII history.

"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
-me

by Dave November 12, 2004

moshing

A dangerous genre of dancing related to heavy metal/rock music. Usually done in crowded areas by pushing, shoving and jumping. The denser frontal part of a concert gig will usually have the crazier stunts such as trampling and crowd surfing.

Moron: I tried to crowd surf but I was trampled and got a concussion.

Moron 2: Idiot.

by ariel June 11, 2004