Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

La Con De Tes Mort

Often use by gipsy community in france, a terrible insult( the cunt of your deadones) along with Manges tes morts(eat your deadones)

et narvalo la con d ' tes morts

by Ta race June 14, 2005

three door monty

Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.

Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.

John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you

by big dick marty May 13, 2021

dumbass mort

He's actually saying Dumbass MARK not mort. White boys born after 1992 shouldn't try to define terms in era video games about the same year.

"mark"
adj. A person identified as a loser, "buster" or a person who is easy to scam or hustle. Its origin is from that of gangsters and hitmen who would refer to their intended victim as a "mark."
"That fool was a buster-ass mark!"

by More Cowbell! February 1, 2005