Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".

Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?

by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010

Mortimer

A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing

"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"

by Bctime January 2, 2017

Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)

lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!

by Daniel uce October 12, 2007

mortificied

Coolest guy in the universe with the MOST friends and gets all the pussy, he has a mount Everest shaped dick that stretches so hard that you wouldn't be able to see the tip.

mortificied is a beast

by Mortificied July 15, 2017

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021

Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM)

GCCM automatically raises credibility of a source to 99.9999% if the source possesses Gori Chamdi (light skin) with the caveat that the opposing argument should come from Bhoora Chamdi (darker skin).

Pakistan's claim of not having lost a plane got some much needed Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) juice from the ForeignPolicy.com article

by geniass_aag+laashein April 8, 2019