Mort

The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)

girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*

girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic

by Ivyrose April 9, 2013

morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player

by admin January 6, 2003

mort

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.

Mort you have no spine!

by Toam August 14, 2006

Mort

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

by Mr Passing through September 29, 2008

morts

an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist

the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.

by mcdarcington January 5, 2010

Mort

A really good looking beast that gets the babes

Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!

by ygwygyxewuehcewhchvhv March 26, 2013

Mort

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 1, 2020