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Scott Morrison

The big Daddy of coal. Literally I think his mum and dad is coal geez he really loves his Coal. Also he is probably be the reason Australia falls to bush fires lol
Yo you must be the coal boy Scott Morrison
by Erex69 March 23, 2022
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Scott Morrison

A devoted Cronulla Sharks fan who frequents Engadine McDonalds

He also is the prime minister of Australia, but that doesn't matter
"Hey who's that dude who shat himself at Engadine McDonalds after the Sharks lost in '97"
"That's Scott Morrison"
by Ebic_Gamer69XXxx April 19, 2021
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jim morrison

Jim is everything a normal guy, will never achieve. Hi was not only an amazing musician, with an incredible voice, who would touch anyone's soul, but an extremely good poet. His lyrics, are a fountain of inspiration, placed in the terrific band "The doors" whom rythms may rip your heart out, if you let them.
Tell me where your freedom lies...
by MariZ July 18, 2005
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David Morrison

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis
by David111122121212 January 11, 2012
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Scott Morrison

A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)
That dodgy curry made me need to take an explosive Scott Morrison.
by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021
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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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Golden Morrison

Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.

"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.

"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."
by Cipi_43 August 20, 2009
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