When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.
by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004
Get the morning woodmug. by Light Joker September 5, 2005
Get the morning woodmug. When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
by Don Andino July 16, 2008
Get the morning woodmug. by meep meep December 28, 2005
Get the morning woodmug. damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
by kilometeros July 7, 2008
Get the morning woodmug. When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
by Eli R. May 23, 2008
Get the morning woodmug. Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019
Get the Morning Woodmug.