money beet

The most attractive people, vegetables, or things. Put them up front to generate sales.

First rule in roadside beet sales: the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "wow, I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.

by mozzy4 November 23, 2009

money phone

Holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the 'gram.

"Holding money to your ear
There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad

by Niobe Rock July 12, 2017

Tennis Shoe Money

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

by Izri Simms March 1, 2011

Lawyers, Guns and Money

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

Eichenhofer Money

When you have so much money that the national debt ceiling looks like chump change compared to your bank account.

"I was only able to afford 3 yachts and 15 lambos. I feel like a broke bitch... I need that Eichenhofer money...

by INeedThatEichenhoferMoney January 13, 2023

mailbox money

Mailbox money is another way to word "passive income." It's money that shows up in the physical mail or electronically in your account regularly with little or no ongoing effort.

I'm making a lot of mailbox money selling my photos online.

by atomicdc November 4, 2016

Money Rich

The mysterious brother of rappers, Masta Q, and Chiefur Skates. Usually plays the background, but always seems to have money.

Bright ideas, and sometimes not-so-bright ideas, have no end with this guy.

Bitch: “Money, if you weren’t so irresponsible, you would be rich.”

Money Rich: “Bitch, I might be.”

by Wxbidfaces June 12, 2021