mooter

the crotch region of a man (man cooter)

That bread theivin' biznatch socked me right in the mooter!

by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006

mooped

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

Moote'd

The process of being completely fucked over by someone. Can also be used interchangeably with Fuck You.

"I slept with her and then didn't call her...I Moote'd that bitch"

"Moote You"

by Bubblegum Princess November 24, 2009

MOOKED

Named after a well-known political strategist. It is the act of changing your original story and blame-shifting, pointing the finger, rolling on, cooperating, and or informing on a particular individual or individuals to save yourself from being prosecuted and or to get a better deal in your negotiations with the prosecutor. Another way of saying you snitched.

Submitted by @LanceMigliaccio

When the prosecutor offered him a deal in his prosecution he mooked.

by @LanceMigliaccio May 20, 2022

Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

mootdanga

A mootdanga is an Australian slang word for a pussy.

Oi! Show us ha Mootdanga mate!
Don't be such a Mootdanga!!

by Mootdanga September 18, 2016