Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

moosepaw

The male equavilent to that of a camel toe/ninja foot on a female

Look at Chochi running in his spandex shorts, he has one hell of a moosepaw!

by Dj Gorch October 29, 2003

Moosepickle

the most random thing ever...it's crazy and great, what a great picture of a moose and a pickle!

"Doode what was the homework?"

"MOOSEPICKLEEEEEE! xD"

by bloopxD! January 25, 2009

moosepiss

moose piss- a mixture of Vodka and taboo

This moose piss gets u pissed well quick man

by NemeSiS May 15, 2003

moosepaw

The male equivalent to that of a females camel toe. (Pull up your trousers and see for yourself)

Chochi had one bad ass moosepaw when he was wearing his biker shorts

by DJ Gorch October 28, 2003

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018