Hogan MOOSECOCK

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011

Moosecock

what an asshole calls an asshole

A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock

by moosecocks.com July 12, 2011

Moosecock

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.

The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.

by Tyranny "got-fingered" Hack November 3, 2003

moosecock

A mythical organ found on Moose in the North Woods. Highly valued. Familiar to Canadians and anyone from the UP.

In da nort woods tey got a lotta moosecock, eh!

by FIB March 21, 2007

moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

Moosecock

Nickname invented while drunk one night.

"Hey! Listen! How bout Moosecock?!"

by Nick April 23, 2003

moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

by tollthebell February 20, 2011