When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug. The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out
by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Similar to gooning;
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
Get the Moon gooningmug. A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
Get the Moon gooningmug. When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug.