Mookie

A really really light brown piece of fecal matter. Usually caused by consuming a large amount of Chinese and Mexican food. Also known for its rank odor. Often confused with diarreah.

MAN, I JUST ATE A POUND OF BEEF FRIED RICE AND 12 EGG ROLLS, I GOTTA MOOKIE.

by zeh mookie master September 13, 2005

Mookie

noun, a females vagina. Usually pertaining to a vagina under 18 years of age.

My Uncle Michael does not enjoy that mookie, because he is too busy sleeping with young boys.

by Mookiechaser July 30, 2009

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

Mookie

Someone who is an extreme mooch. A pest. Someone with money in their pockets but still will beg friends to buy them food drinks etc...

Boy Evan Kahlow is really just a big mookie.

by Dabstar710 September 8, 2015

Mookie

A person whose face is quite unattractive, due to misshapen form such as eyes too close together, far apart, squished face, funny shaped head.

Hey Karen, are you going on that second date with that nice guy from work? No Sarah, his face is so mookie looking!

by FDiamondH March 18, 2019

Mookie

A pussywhipped subservient male. A man who sports a beard and takes orders from his wife. Man-bitch

The mancave inside Seymore's shed, only served to betray that he was a mookie man-bitch.

by Dopalectic September 8, 2018

Mookie

A term used at Newtown highschool to say you’re feeling out of it or you took one too many hits

Ex: “Hey man you alright?”
“Yeah I’m just a lil mookie”

by Juulie_Boi May 14, 2019