moob

Our Physics teacher has humungous moobs. Moob is a man boob. His jiggle as he describes gamma rays and we even invented a dance for him.

WOAH MELISSA! CHECK OUT KIRKHOPES MOOBS!

Yeah! Look hes about to do his patented moob dance!

by bob cheddar August 25, 2005

moob

moob -- the breast of a man

Evan was dancing, and his moob just happened to smack poor elias in the face

by goooooose September 15, 2005

moob

the things my old neighbor has a.k.a. a man with boobs shortened: moobs

aj has ginormous moobs!

by Stewart Giligan Griffin June 27, 2006

moob

A manifestation of awesome so epic that it cannot be purely contained in flat, hollow chest.

Parker is so badass he has moobs. I wanna be a Parker when I grow up.

by elzbells April 11, 2010

Moob

A term used to describe a n00b with the name "Mott", "Matt" or other versions of the name.

Mike: omg mott.. don't be such a moob.
or
Jess: you are a moob!
or
Mott: I hate mike so that makes me a MOOB!!!11!one!1

by Mike and Jess April 18, 2006

Moob

a Moob is a saggy funbag of an overweight man, the man genualy gets bullied for have breasts or gets told he has 'Chicken Boobs'

Man + Boob = Moob
Moob + OverweightMan = Bullied

wow, gibby did you see his moobs? they were like to mountians slapped across his breastly chest.

Lindsay walked up to gemma and said: hahaha, your such a man, look at those chicken boobs on you brufaa< chebs or what?

by the moob mister :D August 5, 2012

Moob

A moob is the opposite of a boom. When someone says something that they think is awesome or great but no one else likes it...or when someone lets you down, say in a softball game by popping up to the pitcher, that is a definite moob... Or if a firework or something loud is supposed to go off and people are waiting to yell BOOOOOOOM and its a dud..Moob....these examples are followed by a subtle Moob so that person realizes how sucky there action was.

- Hey man that chick is hot as hell, id bang her.(she is clearly a whale)

-......Moob.

by PtcClown August 14, 2011