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moob -- the breast of a man
Evan was dancing, and his moob just happened to smack poor elias in the face
moob by goooooose September 15, 2005
the things my old neighbor has a.k.a. a man with boobs shortened: moobs
moob by Stewart Giligan Griffin June 27, 2006
A manifestation of awesome so epic that it cannot be purely contained in flat, hollow chest.
Parker is so badass he has moobs. I wanna be a Parker when I grow up.
moob by elzbells April 11, 2010
A term used to describe a n00b with the name "Mott", "Matt" or other versions of the name.
Mike: omg mott.. don't be such a moob.
or
Jess: you are a moob!
or
Mott: I hate mike so that makes me a MOOB!!!11!one!1
Moob by Mike and Jess April 18, 2006
a Moob is a saggy funbag of an overweight man, the man genualy gets bullied for have breasts or gets told he has 'Chicken Boobs'

Man + Boob = Moob
Moob + OverweightMan = Bullied
wow, gibby did you see his moobs? they were like to mountians slapped across his breastly chest.

Lindsay walked up to gemma and said: hahaha, your such a man, look at those chicken boobs on you brufaa< chebs or what?
Moob by the moob mister :D August 5, 2012
A moob is the opposite of a boom. When someone says something that they think is awesome or great but no one else likes it...or when someone lets you down, say in a softball game by popping up to the pitcher, that is a definite moob... Or if a firework or something loud is supposed to go off and people are waiting to yell BOOOOOOOM and its a dud..Moob....these examples are followed by a subtle Moob so that person realizes how sucky there action was.
- Hey man that chick is hot as hell, id bang her.(she is clearly a whale)

-......Moob.
Moob by PtcClown August 14, 2011
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