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Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
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Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
by pringleslid March 25, 2004
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Monging

Usually 2 people who favour the dead...
who go out and find a dead pregnant woman... one of them jumps on the stomach of the women, whilst the other waits and eats "what comes out".....

Although this doesnt need to be done with a pregnant women
o look bondage matthew and skeener are monging that woman
by sweet May 28, 2004
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monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.
Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.
by steven steve December 11, 2007
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Mozingo

A person that resembles a llama and smells like wet dog. A mozingo never showers and has no friends so he trys to buy everyones love.
Me: damn are you really gonna hang out with that mozingo.
Davis: Yea he buys me drinks and he cuts my grass by chewing the yard.
by Joeygaesser September 19, 2013
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monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.
"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"
by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006
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monging out

The act of being a mongoloid.
Quit monging out, SB.
by colin- September 26, 2005
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