Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.
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Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.
After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
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