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Duel Monsters

The name of the children's card game in the animated series Yu-Gi-Oh! and its manga version.

While the game's origins are constantly questioned, it's believed to be based on Ancient Egyptian stone tablets in which priests and kings captured spirits from another dimension and laid waste to their desert kingdom since they were very bored. It wasn't outlawed in Egypt until the Roman Empire conquered Egypt and forced them to play Pokemon or be enslaved.

Once an ambigious American man with pink hair named Maximillion Pegasus traveled to Egypt with the death of his mistress since that's what multi-million paycheck CEOs do when they mourn. It was then he went on an LSD trip with a racist Egyptian named Shadi and had his eye replaced with a golden ball that can shoot laser beams.

From then on, Duel Monsters has become an international craze despite the fact that none of the cards have writing execpt for numbers, nobody and their supersomputers can quite grasp the rules, and is dominated by guys with crazy outfits and girls with large boobs.

Currently, it ranks number 2 in popular complex games just behind the Naruto Trading Card Game and ahead of full-contact origami.
1. Eye of Judgment is clearly a rip-off of Duel Monsters.
2. Duel Monsters is super special awesome!
3. It's Duel Monsters, not Duel Masters.
by Atticus89 February 19, 2008
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Ahh! Real Monsters

One of Nickelodeon's greatest shows. It was about juvenile monsters being trained to be scary. It featured great characters such as Ickis who's scary ability was to grow larger but because of his large ears was often mistaken for a bunny rabbit. Oblina was clearlt the asian of the group being the smartest and the best student also she resembled a gothic upside down candy cane. Her scary ability was shape shifting into random "scary" things and inducing nightmares in people by sticking her peppermint flavored finger in the victim's ear and tickling their brain. Krumm was the retarded companion of Ikis and Oblina and vaguely resembled Gene Hackman's nut sack. His scary ability was to scream like a pussy and smell like a sweaty asshole. Also his eyes weren't attached to his body so he had to hold them the whole time which didn't mix well with his mental retardation so he would often lose them. And finally The Gromble. Arguably the gayest character on the show, The Gromble was the cross dressing headmaster of the school they went to. Wearing red high heeled shoes and red painted fingernails that ripped through his women's isotoner gloves. This was still a great show no matter how gay or retarded some characters were.
Hey do you remember the show Ahh! Real Monsters?

Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?
by Jack Hambit August 13, 2010
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Pocket Monsters

Created by Satoshi Tajiri in February 1995, this Japanese phenomenon is globally popular. Also known outside Asia as Pokémon. There are 388 species currently known as of 2005. And there are currently 8 movies, 22 Hosou specials and over 400 episodes of the Pokémon anime aired.

The Pocket Monsters Anime is widely known for its general audience in Asia. Outside of Asia it is known as a 'Cartoon' series that targets the younger viewers because 4Kids Entertainment constantly eliminates the language in the script, mainly resulting in inconclusive and lightly emotional stories.

The Pocket Monsters GameBoy Series are based on Satoshi's adventures and are mainly plans to lay out for the next season in the Anime series. The games are very complex in nature and attract many people.

Pocket Monsters, in general, has been deemed childish in many countries especially America. Due to 4Kids Entertainment's editing, Pocket Monsters is a dying fad.
Pocket Monsters is more widely known as Pokémon.
by Kitoshi April 18, 2006
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monsterschlong

A small tiktoker with a big dump truck. commonly referred to as Toby, or October. They make content surrounding their interests.
Person A: monsterschlong is my favourite tiktoker!!

Person B: Who?
by livelaughpoopoopeepee July 9, 2021
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My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.
by Iampotato9749 May 8, 2023
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Monsters, Incorporated

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.
Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.
by DanMat6288 May 7, 2004
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