menopostal

When an older woman, undergoing menopause, gets very angry.

We had a terrible argument last night. I thought my wife was going to kill me, she was going menopostal.

by xzxhvp June 14, 2009

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

Mono neck

Giving oral pleasure with your mouth to a guy, whilst having a mononucleosis infection.

My hot ass lady friend just gave my boy intense mono neck.

by Krusty kerns November 6, 2022

Seagull monobrow

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.

Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.

by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015

Manopause

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch

"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"

by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

Monopolate

To monopolize a situation as a dominant force.

Taken from the words "monopolize" and "dominate", the word monopolate is a combination word that has been used as a term in sexual bondage.

References to the term are used in conjunction with role play where the dominant partner has any number of sexual submission devices at hand to subdue his/her partner.

Ken steadily monopolated Barbie, first by tying her down, and then by affixing a collar to her neck. He leashed the collar to her nipple clamps and began thrashing her with his leather whip while she first screamed for mercy, then slowly began begging him to penetrate her.

by Francesca Fiore October 14, 2009

Monopoly Batman

Noun: One who plays monopoly with such rage and, drives such hard bargains as batman would to his enemies. A monopoly batman will probably persuade you into deals that are probably terrible for you and only beneficial for the monopoly batman. It is obnoxious and frustrating to play monopoly with a monopoly batman.

"Harley was being such a monopoly batman when he took park place from me! I really want to stop playing now."

by allecat941 December 6, 2009