monkeys before the monolith

Being confronted by a computer (or technical) problem that you lack the skills (or intelligence) to resolve. A reference to the movie "2001," where confused monkeys are confronted by superior alien technology in the form of a monolith and beat it with sticks.

Dude A: My dad couldn't program his DVD player, and got totally pissed.

Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.

by Bdgold January 18, 2012

monotit

a person with one tit on either the left or right of their ches

hey look that girls got a monotit

by apocalypse boi October 9, 2006

monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

by Bryan January 28, 2005

Monolithic

MONOLITHIC
/mɔnəˈlɪθɪk/

1. Is a made up word used as an attemp to try coax someone into believing its a word referring to religions and beliefs of one God. (Only works on ignorant people)

" the Middle East was the foundation of monolithic religions "

by Engproffessor October 29, 2015

monocity

Someone with an extremely large cranium and a receding hairline.

Mono's melon head and receding hairline is no longer a forehead, it's a five head, thus a monocity.

by ncopernicus May 17, 2017

Monotit

When Miu's boob implant exploded

Monotit means her implant went boom. (I dunno who said it first)

by Join the ami clan April 17, 2020

Monolith

Only for real chads

That guys using Monolith? No wonder he is top of the leader board

by JUULcat May 31, 2021