Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

American Mongrel

American Mongrel (or Mutt) is a derogatory word to describe the Americans, for being part of a Melting Pot, where everyone is mixed with one another.

"America is a mongrel nation run by Jews"
- Adolf Hitler

"We are sort of a mongrel people"
- Barack Obama

Example:
John: Hey look! There goes that American mongrel.
Peter: These American tourists are everywhere in Europe now.
John: Tell me about it. Bunch of mutts...

by Gött August 11, 2012

Mongeese

What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose.
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)

Look, it's a mongaggle of mongeese!

by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event

Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing

by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018

mongoed

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

Monger-monger

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)

Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019

half a mongrel

semi erect penis

i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!

by mickybird December 13, 2014