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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
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Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering
by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022
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Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.
Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023
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Trump-Mongering

A person or group of people attempting to spread false or misleading information to destroy the character and reputation of President Donald J Trump in efforts of promoting their own political perspective or personal opinion. (Author - Robyn. M. Hamlin)
The Trump-Mongering organization that slandered President Donald J Trump was fined $250,000.
by Robyn Maria Hamlin June 8, 2025
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Group Mongering

The act of hoarding Roblox groups, refusing to sell them, and jinxing everyone else by claiming groups are “worth way more later,” “too rare to sell,” or “about to explode in value,” while doing absolutely nothing with them.

It’s not fear of losing groups, it’s a delusion
Nah, don’t listen to jack(cursedcrimes) or yaehzo, they just love group mongering, they've been hoarding the same groups for years.
by Americas Definer December 12, 2025
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Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.
Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.
by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023
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