Moistable

Some one who has the potential to make your panties wet

Brock Lesnar, with his new beard and shit, is totaly moistable!

by Jaime1231 October 21, 2010

Mowstache

A bushy, elegant mustache being sported by alpha males, usually resulting in females "mowing," also known as hooking-up, with them.

Oh my god Rebecca! Matt, Hank, and Connor's mowstaches are so hot I just want to mow them.

by MowManSlammer October 2, 2018

Moustakas

Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!

Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre

by Souf. May 24, 2021

crimson moustache

Two piece metal/experimental band from Atlanta, GA.

I saw Crimson Moustache play on the moon!

by Jomb January 17, 2008

monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

Moistake

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

by fruityooty April 11, 2021