moisterest

its a real word

I told you moisterest was a real word

by moistman1717 June 3, 2017

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

Moisterious

1.The feeling of dampness in ones nether regions, usually a female during arousal or sex.

The unofficial replacement for the word “Moist”

Kim sat down to watch the Super Bowl halftime show and became moisterious when Adam Levine took his shirt off.

by TantalizingT February 11, 2019

Moisterous

An extremely loud and excitable female

Shannon was very moisterous this morning

by HomerJSimpson August 3, 2020

momster

A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:

1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something

4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.

teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*

Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."

teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "

by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011

Momster

n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine

Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.

by momstermanda January 7, 2010

Moister

Something dry that should've been more moist.

The muffins would've tasted better if they were moister.

by nanowin November 9, 2012