molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.

Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.

There was a molest me van parked near the school.

by MikeGV March 1, 2005

Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006