The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
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Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
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That outfit? So mojito.
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Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
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