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the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
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Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)
Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 6, 2025
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Mojito

Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.

Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
That outfit? So mojito.
by Poncho the God June 6, 2025
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Mojito Szn

a season consisting of non alcoholic cocktails of lime or lemon juice, fruit, sugar, mint, ice, and carbonated or soda water.
by @_11ronny February 6, 2022
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okey-doke mojito

in squid games episode 6 when Sae-byeok and Lee Yoo-Mi talk about mojitos you say this to forget about the grief
jhon: remember that episode of squid games with the marbles
ronald: yea that was funny i said okey-doke mojito
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Mojitoed

(noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink).
"Man, I am way too mojitoed to play pool."

"I am going to get so mojitoed tonight."
by Mojitoed September 19, 2012
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Pale Mojito

A cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-UP (tm), and mint leaves. Served over ice, typically in a tall glass with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.
Scott enjoyed a Pale Mojito at the pool
by Vegas Scott April 21, 2009
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