the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 16, 2011

mojito

I honestly have no idea what a mojito is. I think it's those orange triangle chips?

I like mojitos

by fmalover1 August 24, 2025

Novopacké Mojito

An act when lemon scented oil and mint scented oil are mixed and used as lubricant for anal sex.

Her anal was too dry to get fucked, Soo I made her Novopacké Mojito.

by Mr. Freakl October 22, 2025

Mojito Szn

a season consisting of non alcoholic cocktails of lime or lemon juice, fruit, sugar, mint, ice, and carbonated or soda water.

Can’t wait for Mojito Szn

by @_11ronny February 6, 2022

Mojito

Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.

Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.

That outfit? So mojito.

by Poncho the God June 6, 2025

Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.

Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.

by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022

Mountaintop Mojito

A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.

Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident

by redneckstomp April 28, 2021