Moneh

instead of money... Moneh

best friend : Ay yo, That bitch don't got no moneh, that bitch so broke.
Bitch: Broke like your mom
best friend: my moms dead

by Ur_A_WEIRDO February 1, 2022

MoreHonest

Middle School Student With A Below Average IQ Score, Short Legs, Small Penis, And Curly Hair.

He Is Best Known For His Signature Move, "The Dissapointment".

MoreHonest Is A Little Bit Slow In The Head.

by Daquillian The Third February 26, 2022

mojees

Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.

After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.

by frank June 21, 2004

moehlenhoff

Playing Star Wars Galaxies and making your girlfriend make a 8-inch wide g-spot fluid stain on your bed at the same time.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were pulling a moehlenhoff last night and I got enough combat exp to make bounty hunter!!

by Big Autty McHottie November 18, 2004

mojetss

A fat streamer who mainly plays 2K and is not good at anything he does

Zion is better than MoJetss

by wutOMGwut August 13, 2019

mojdeh

the most beautiful person to ever exist. mojdeh does so much for everyone but he gets shit in return. mojdeh deserves so much more than what he gets. mojdeh makes me feel happy. like life is worth living. when im with mojdeh i feel happy. there really isnt a way to describe him. but his smile gives me butterflies. i cant take my eyes off of him when im around him. his smile makes me feel like the happiest person in the world. i dont think i could ever live with out him.
mojdeh if you ever end up seeing this, i love you <3

<3mojdeh<3

by fgewgvrecnqkhdcbehdxjn June 7, 2021

Mountain out of a Molehole

An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.

"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".

by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021